Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Public Flashing: The Aftermath

If you did not hear what happened this past weekend, here is a quick recap: My neighbors saw me naked. Ok, that's the very quick version, here is a bit more detail: I was down at our family's shore house and I had just finished taking my shower. I derobed (ladies!) and walked over to the closet to grab some clothes. The room door was open because no one else was in the house so there was no reason to shut it, or so I thought (this is called foreshadowing,) but as I walked to the closet I realized when I looked out the room door, that you can see right out three big windows, but perhaps more importantly, you can see right in. Looking out I notice ALL of my neighbors are in their sun-room, and said sun-room is right out the window. I look. They look. I pause. I hurry out of sight. They saw me. I know they saw me. Two adult parents, two tweenagers and a handful of little kids.

So, now the fallout: What do I do when I see them next?

4 comments:

Gary G. said...

Pretend like nothing happened. If you don't bring it up, they won't. Your neighbors arent going to come up to you and be like, "heyyy, saw you naked"...
just move on with your life :

Anonymous said...

ohhh pleeeaaassseee don't be such a prude... next time you see them just say Hi and go about your business.
You Americans just need to get over this... being nude is not a big deal and if your neighbor happens to see you in your birth suit good for them and good for you, at least now they stop wondering what you might look like underneath all of your clothes.... lol
You might want to go to the nude beach in Sandy Hook...there you can run around naked as much as you want to and maybe become ok with your nakedness... ;o)
Have a great Day, Elke

Anonymous said...

^ no thanks lol

But just make a casual joke about it to the ADULT neighbors, that way you won't feel akward around them...

The Christine Show said...

Nothing. Other than a, "hey, how's it goin'?" It's not like you were parading around outside. You're allowed to be naked in your own house. If they don't have a sense of humor, and in fact DO say something to you, ask them why they were looking in your window in the first place, then remind them of the town ordinance regarding Peeping Toms!