Monday, November 2, 2009
I can count the number of trick-or-treaters I got this year on one hand. Actually, I can count them on no hands. Zero. I got zero trick-or-treaters (This may or may not have to do with the fact that I gave some kids canned vegetables last year, but that is a whole other story.)
So, now I am stuck with this giant assorted bag of Halloween candy that I am going to have to eat. However, instead of just mindlessly eating "fun" size candy bars which take far to long to get from the unwrapping stage to the in my belly stage, I have come up with a brilliant/terrible idea! I am going to melt all the chocolate bars together then cool the melted goodness to form one gigantic, awesome piece of candy. Newman's Fantastico Bar (name still in the works.) Snickers, 100 Grands, Mr. Goodbars, you name it, it will be included in this piece of heaven. I have no idea how this experiment will turn out, but if I had to guess I would say amazingly.
Posted by Newman at 11:08 AM
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