Tuesday, February 8, 2011
You may not be aware of this, but I have solved many, many crimes in my life. Yesterday, I noticed something that requires the attention of my detective services once again.
Not far from my house is another house that a small girl lives in. Now, I'm not good at judging ages, so let's say she is somewhere between 4 and 15 years-old. This young girl went out a week or two ago and created a snow masterpiece - she created this giant duck in her front yard. You are probably thinking that sounds doesn't sound much like a work of art but I assure you it was quaktastic. I mean the thing was detailed - sculpted little wings, everything. I passed it everyday on my way home for a week after seeing her working on it and thought, "Wow, that is really impressive." Then a couple days ago something happened.
I was driving home belting out show tunes as per usual when I noticed someone knocked the ducks head off! The poor girl, she must have spent hours on it and some hooligan comes along and ruins it. Well I won't stand for it. I am looking for any information that will lead to the arrest (?) of these bandits. I won't rest til they are brought to justice (probably will take a nap this afternoon).
Posted by Newman at 5:43 AM
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