Monday, March 14, 2011

I Need the Lamest Joke Ever

You may have heard me talking on-air about my new hobby - stand up comedy. So far it's going pretty well and by that I mean no one has hit me with a tomato. I am currently writing a bit which really needs just about the lamest joke ever in it. I was hoping you guys could give me some ones that are so bad they're funny. Something like - Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of them was a-salted. All help appreciated!


Jessica said...

Baby seal walks into a club...

Krizzle said...

how can you tell when a banker/lawyer is lying? (when his lips are moving)

what do you call a green and salty fish? (a troPICKLE fish)

why did they ban gambling in Africa? (there were too many cheetahs) (thats my favorite haha)

what did the worm say to the other word? (are you my ass?)

Sara said...

You wanna go there? Okay....

What's blue and fluffy?
Blue Fluff.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Wiz?
Cheese Was.

A guy walks into a bar..ouch.

And a gem from my 17 year old brother..
"Hey, wanna hear the funniest joke ever?!"
"Woman's rights."

Dee said...

"So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartendar asks.....why the long face?"