A Letter to American Idol

Dear American Idol,

Please keep your television program to one hour. You may also keep it to incriments of 30, as in 30 minutes, 90 minutes or 120 minutes, if you wish. You cannot however make it 63 minutes, 92 minutes or 624 minutes (God help us all). Fringe is getting cut off on my DVR because you can't plan a show properly. I DVR's Fringe, not Fringe and the last 30 seconds of Lil Rounds singing the wrong song for her.

Thank you,

Newman