If you have read my blog for a while you know I have come up with many inventions, all of which would most likely make me incredibly rich if I wasn't too lazy to actually make them (and the ideas didn't suck). Well, I've got another one for you: The Umbrella Holster. You see, I own and umbrella, however this umbrella stays in my car 100% of the time. This is not an exaggeration, I have never used it (exaggeration). I just don't like carrying it around and most of the time it starts raining when I am not in my car. The umbrella holster will attach to your belt. Just picture a gun holster minus the gun and plus an umbrella. You'll never not have your umbrella with you! On the scale of cool and functional fashion accessories it will fall somewhere between the fannypack and the see-thru green poker visor.
For those long umbrellas the holster will resemble more of a ninja sword back sling(DON'T TAKE IT INTO THE BANK! . . . or, climb around rooftops at night, though you probably shouldn't do that anyway.)
The commercial will obviously feature the smash hit from Rihanna . . . Disturbia.
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omg i love it love it love it!!!! hahahah i was already practicing some sky-opened-up-and-started-pouring quick draw moves. i think i wanna have an mini umbrella (w the britishy hook) that resembles them old fashioned long barreled western-y handguns when it's closed. i would totally plan outfits around this accessory. bravissimo!
"On the scale of cool and functional fashion accessories it will fall somewhere between the fannypack and the see-thru green poker visor."
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Hahahha brilliant! Not only does your invention sound useful but your blog is very entertaining to read and made me literally laugh out loud! You should have an automated button that releases the umbrella from the holster and opens up immediately so it's ready ASAP.
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