Monday, December 28, 2009

I Just Want Some Water

Ok, the holidays are over time to get back to some serious blogging. The hard-hitting topics, like: What the hell did Poland Spring do to their bottles?
While, I respect the eco-friendly design, who came up with this new opening mechanism? I've lost countless (zero) fingernails opening these things. If you haven't had one of these yet, here is basically how it works:
  1. Place tip of fingernail underneath blue tab
  2. Pull blue tab
  3. Question whether what you just did was the correct way to open said bottle because it hurt
  4. Realize, yes, you did it correctly
  5. Wash wound with bottle of water

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