Naming Food

If you like to cook and try to create your own dishes you will no doubt one day create something good enough that you need to give it a name. Here is a word of warning:

When naming a small spherical appetizer ALWAYS go with "Bites" over "Balls."

Instead of Spinach Balls you have created Spinach Bites. You immediately give your dish more respectability while significantly cutting down on hilarity. (RANDOM SIDE NOTE: The Schwetty Balls skit from SNL is one of my all-time favorites!)