Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Define Several
Hypothetical situation:
You're my wife (I know, I know, you're dreams have been answered). I call you up because I have some things I need you to take care of. As the lady of the house you oblige, and happily heed your man's words. I tell you I actually have "several" things I need your help with.
At this point in time, how many things do you think I am about to ask you to do? Four? Five? Three, even? Perhaps, at least that is what I think when I hear "several," but my wife has a very different definition of the word. She'll often call me up and say, "Hey, I have several things I need a hand with," she will then proceed to list two things . . . that's it.
Like you, as the lady of the house I take care of these things, but I definitely do not take care of "several" things. I take care of a "few" things. I have yet to meet anyone who agrees with my wife's definition of the word several (including the dictionary.) Does anyone else equate the word several with two?
You're my wife (I know, I know, you're dreams have been answered). I call you up because I have some things I need you to take care of. As the lady of the house you oblige, and happily heed your man's words. I tell you I actually have "several" things I need your help with.
At this point in time, how many things do you think I am about to ask you to do? Four? Five? Three, even? Perhaps, at least that is what I think when I hear "several," but my wife has a very different definition of the word. She'll often call me up and say, "Hey, I have several things I need a hand with," she will then proceed to list two things . . . that's it.
Like you, as the lady of the house I take care of these things, but I definitely do not take care of "several" things. I take care of a "few" things. I have yet to meet anyone who agrees with my wife's definition of the word several (including the dictionary.) Does anyone else equate the word several with two?
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3 comments:
i think of several as more than two, but less than 10
1 = something
2 = a couple things
3 = a few things
4 - 5 = some things
5+ = several things
At least that is how THIS wife defines things.
omg Dawn's reply above, lol!
i mainly agree with dawn ...
4 - 8 = "several" things in my book.
anything more than that is a "bunch of stuff" or "a bunch" or let's face it, anything approaching 10 is already "a lot" or "about a dozen".
"some things" is kind of a vague toss-up for me-- i always assume more than two....
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