The Last Two Seconds of Every Dance on Dancing With The Stars

A while ago, I blogged about my love of the first 60 seconds of every episode of Law & Order. There's always some characters who have nothing to do with the storyline who are just going about their business when they stumble upon a dead body or something. You're guaranteed to be entertained every time. This was my favorite little snippet of television until I discovered a new one: The last two seconds of every dance on Dancing With The Stars.

No matter which dance it is, every single one ends with either the music fading out or coming to a cold stop and a solid two seconds of slow motion embracing. 9 times out of 10 I am SURE they are gonna hook up (and the other time's it was Buzz Aldrin.) Sometimes the dances are so intimate I think they're going to be like, "Forget it, I want you so bad, and then just make out right there on the dance floor.

While I like this every single time, I think I have a favorite last two seconds ever, and it happened last night with Kyle Massey. Here's the clip (click play now and you can finish reading while it loads, there's a lot of megabytes of dance moves to load.) (By the way, I have no idea if "megabytes" was the right word to use there.)

So, as the dance ends, Lacey has her leg over Kyle's shoulder, and for their slow sensual conclusion he just seems to sniff her leg. It was like he had this weird fetish for calves and ankles.