Capri Anderson, the escort/film star Charlie Sheen spent a drunken evening with, dropped a bomb the other day, turns out Capri Anderson is not her real name! Her name is Christina Walsh! That's right: Brenda Walsh's sister!! (Side Note: I never watched 90210, and I just went out on a huge limb with that highly improbable guess.)
Seriously though, I could have told you Capri Anderson wasn't her real name because, as we all know, as an adult movie star there is a formula for creating your acting name. Obviously, she got it by doing the classic equation:
YOUR MIDDLE NAME + THE STREET YOU GREW UP ON = YOUR FILM NAME
Okay, now let's all share. Mine is: George Canterbury.
This is the most regal porn name of all time. I sound like a star from ye ole Britain. That or all the films I do involve a glass of courvoisier and the occasional odd soliloquy (a technique underused in adult films). I also sound like I'm 80.
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2 comments:
Kristen Catalpa... not too sexy
well if going by your formula mine would be Marie Rivers. BUT if going by the formula pets first name + street you live on = Tootsie Rivers is mine which I personally think is much more awesome!
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