New Job

It's official I am leaving PST. I have a new exciting career path: Becoming an olympic athlete. Now you're thinking, "Newman, haven't olympic athletes trained their whole lives and dedicated their entire existence to one sport, and aren't you an uncoordinated sissy?" First off, how dare you call me a sissy. Second, yes most of these athletes have a lot of "training." But is that training necessary . . . yes, it most likely is. I have not picked my event yet though I am leaning towards diving because I can jump pretty high. If you want in and can also jump pretty high we can do synchro (that's what we athletes call synchronized diving.) So, I guess this is goodbye. Look for me in 2012 in London.