The Celebrity Status Scale

I've got news for you, much like every standard person, not every celebrity is created equal. They span the gamut from Angelina Jolie to Six from the 90's sitcom "Blossom." So, how do you know where you fall on the Celebrity Scale? Well, I can't answer that question for everyone, but I have figured out a way to determine if you are in the bottom half.

You will automatically know you have not fully made it when you are the second guest on a late night talk show. It's true. The first guest talks about the movie they have coming out, the second guest has Jack Hannah's animals climbing all over them.

Don't believe me? Here is an example, tonight on "The Late Late Show" the first guest is Sean William Scott (Stifler from American Pie.) Not a HUGE star but big enough to grab the first spot. The second guest, Kathy Kinney from "The Drew Carey Show." Yes, Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show." A show that went off the air almost four years ago and wasn't all that good when it was on!

That being said, I would kill to be the second guest on a late night talk show.