Wednesday, May 5, 2010
I'm Aging At An Incredible Rate
Devastating news yesterday: I think I have Benjamin Button disease.
Ok, so I don't have the exact same symptoms, but I definitely have something odd going on with my aging process. The issue is, I am aging at an incredible rate.
A week ago I told you I spotted my first gray hair. Now - get this - 4! Four gray hairs! The amount of gray I have has quadrupled in a week!
Expanding on this sound formula, next week I will have 16 gray hairs. By mid-May I will have, whatever the hell 16x4 is!
I believe we are talking months, not years, until I am full-blown Colonel Sanders!
Ok, so I don't have the exact same symptoms, but I definitely have something odd going on with my aging process. The issue is, I am aging at an incredible rate.
A week ago I told you I spotted my first gray hair. Now - get this - 4! Four gray hairs! The amount of gray I have has quadrupled in a week!
Expanding on this sound formula, next week I will have 16 gray hairs. By mid-May I will have, whatever the hell 16x4 is!
I believe we are talking months, not years, until I am full-blown Colonel Sanders!
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2 comments:
this is what you get for calling randi ellis "elderly".
(hhahahahaah what i love about this, btw, is that randi thinks YOU'RE the one who used the word "elderly".)
that's what you get for stressing over a laptop and labels! LOL
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