How the Al Gore Split Went Down

I don't know Al Gore personally, nor am I a mind reader (or am I? . . . Your shoe is untied) but I am pretty sure I know exactly how Al and Tipper Gore's split went. I believe it went down a little something like this:

"We need to talk."

"What is it, Al?"

"I . . . I, haven't been faithful to you."

"WHAT!"

"The truth is . . . well, I love someone else."

"Who, Al??"

"Mother nature."

"Mother Nature? . . . Tell me you're joking."

"No, I'm in love with the environment. It's inconvenient, but it's the truth."

"This is a joke right?"

"No, this is a joke: What's an awful first name? Answer: Tipper"

"Well fine, go then you monotone jerk!"

"Yes, I must, my lady needs me now . . ."

Al dons a cape and superhero mask and flies off to fight the oil spill.

-End Scene-

I see no other way that this could have played out.