Wednesday, June 2, 2010
I don't know Al Gore personally, nor am I a mind reader (or am I? . . . Your shoe is untied) but I am pretty sure I know exactly how Al and Tipper Gore's split went. I believe it went down a little something like this:
"We need to talk."
"What is it, Al?"
"I . . . I, haven't been faithful to you."
"The truth is . . . well, I love someone else."
"Mother Nature? . . . Tell me you're joking."
"No, I'm in love with the environment. It's inconvenient, but it's the truth."
"This is a joke right?"
"No, this is a joke: What's an awful first name? Answer: Tipper"
"Well fine, go then you monotone jerk!"
"Yes, I must, my lady needs me now . . ."
Al dons a cape and superhero mask and flies off to fight the oil spill.
I see no other way that this could have played out.