I'll admit I did stop on the pageant while flipping through the channels earlier this week. My reactions slightly more subdued than guys in that video - well, maybe not the chubby one in the back-left -and I watched it for a little bit.
Here's something strange I noticed: All the contestants were from Planet Earth?!?!
I would guess that most people think there is other life out there in our universe, I mean all of it just for us? And, here we are gallivanting like we own the place. Sure, Miss Mexico is beautiful, but are we sure there isn't someone more beautiful on Zorpon??! (Zorpon is a planet I made up that is full of stunning women. Imagine Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie combined into one person, and that person was beat up in school by a Zorponian because of how ugly and nerdy she was.)
It's like the World Series - we crown a team world champion yet only USA teams and Canadians teams can win. I'll tell you what, those Japanese teams are pretty darn good, why can't they be World Champion? Answer: They don't even get the chance to compete (also the Yankees will still be better).
When we finally come to the conclusion that there is no extraterrestrial life then I will crown someone from this planet Miss Universe, until then, I'm keeping my options open.