So, who is Jeffrey Stambor, and why would I consider an article about a California wine-maker "epic?" Simple: Jeffrey Stambor IS Jerry Seinfeld!!!!
I'm not saying Jeffrey Stambor looks like Jerry Seinfeld in the way that Tina Fey kind of looks like Sarah Palin, no, I am saying that I am 100% certain, without a doubt in my mind that Jeffery Stambor IS Jerry Seinfeld.
Here's the picture:
ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Tell me that is not Jerry Seinfeld with an insanely awesome mustache!
My only theory: Jerry mated with the Soup Nazi.