Million Dollar Idea

I either dreamed this up or actually saw it once, but I'm pretty sure it is the greatest idea ever (sans the television): Chinese food containers with non-metal handles.

I just want to pop it in the microwave the next day but have to go through the inconvenience of putting my rice on a plate! Come on 2011 we can do better! (Solid campaign slogan.) All I want is freakin' Chinese food cartons with freakin' non-metal handles on their tops, is that too much to ask?!