(Note: I just realized I have no idea if the phrase is "Goody-Two-Shoes" - someone who is good and has multiple shoes, "Goody-To-Shoes" - someone who is good and travels toward places with shoes or "Goody Tooshoos" - a Chinese noodle dish.)
Check out Facebook or Twitter and you'll see loads of golf related jokes, most of which are incredibly unfunny.
- Tiger's Worst Drive Ever
- Tiger's One Under Car
It is a simple formula: Golf Term + Tiger's Accident = Bad Joke
But, here is your chance, I am looking for one good Tiger Woods joke. I've been racking my brain and I got nothing. Write your best Tiger Woods accident joke here, or shoot me an email. Best one wins a prize (Prize may or may not be an autographed picture of me to use as a coaster or as the center for your dartboard.)