It is amazing how much your life changes when you realize you a vampire heartthrob. I find myself tired during the day (this clearly being due to my aversion from sunlight, or the fact that I wake up at 4am) and I have a common craving for blood. . . No wait, not blood, what's the word I'm looking for. . .oh yeah, Funyuns. I have a large craving for Funyuns. I still like garlic, which I am not sure why, being a vampire and all, I can only chalk that one up to the fact that I am most likely a vampire with super-powers. You know who's not a vampire with super-powers? Robert Pattinson. (Unless, you consider the ability to disguise your accent a super-power, in which case, Robert Pattinson has phenomenal super-powers ala Hugh Laurie.)
I know, it's a lot to take in: Your fourth favorite morning show personality is in fact a real life vampire.