Along with cheating allegations, facial lacerations and a spoiled goody-two-shoes image. Something else came out of the Tiger Woods accident this past weekend: Horrible jokes.
(Note: I just realized I have no idea if the phrase is "Goody-Two-Shoes" - someone who is good and has multiple shoes, "Goody-To-Shoes" - someone who is good and travels toward places with shoes or "Goody Tooshoos" - a Chinese noodle dish.)
(Note: I just realized I have no idea if the phrase is "Goody-Two-Shoes" - someone who is good and has multiple shoes, "Goody-To-Shoes" - someone who is good and travels toward places with shoes or "Goody Tooshoos" - a Chinese noodle dish.)
Check out Facebook or Twitter and you'll see loads of golf related jokes, most of which are incredibly unfunny.
- Tiger's Worst Drive Ever
- Tiger's One Under Car
- Etc.
It is a simple formula: Golf Term + Tiger's Accident = Bad Joke
But, here is your chance, I am looking for one good Tiger Woods joke. I've been racking my brain and I got nothing. Write your best Tiger Woods accident joke here, or shoot me an email. Best one wins a prize (Prize may or may not be an autographed picture of me to use as a coaster or as the center for your dartboard.)
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What does Tiger Woods & a baby seal have in common?................Both have been clubbed by Norweigans
Look Newman, This is too easy...
If you're looking for Tiger humor just do a skit as televised golf commentators at Tiger's next tournament:
"Tiger's got difficult lie here, choice between the water hazard and the trees."
"Yeah Bob, we've seen this before."
"Tiger's got a great Caddie, but it's not enough to get him out of the rough on this one."
I got a million of these!
now we see that tiger woods drives very well on the fairway, but doesnt fare very well on the driveway
Newman, we've compiled several...
The one I heard, that I liked best, was, "Hell hath no fury like a Norwegian woman with a 7-iron scorned."
Man : How bout that Tiger Woods having an affair with two women now.
Woman : 20 times in 31 months? ...and they call him Tiger.
Man : Well, he's a busy man...he's got 18 holes to play !
Did you know Tiger changed his name to 'Cheetah'
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