Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I've Lost Respect For Simon

So, here's Simon Cowell, he tells it like it is, sugar coats nothing and places honesty above kindness. An aura of authority and machismo the likes have which have not been seen since 90's WWF wrestler, Razor Ramon. He's a tough guy, a bully, or at least that's what I thought until last night's episode of Idol.

In a swift two seconds he changed my entire opinion about him. What did I realize? Simon Cowell claps like a girl!!! I don't know if it's a British thing, which would not surprise me, or just a Simon thing, but he looks so feminine clapping. (In the previous two sentences I have managed to insult women, Brits and people without hands.)

It's like realizing the bully from middle school still sleeps with a teddy bear. His mystique is gone! Here's a video of Simon clapping from X-Factor I couldn't find the Idol clip, but if you have it on your DVR, it's right at the beginning (actually, even if you don't have it on your DVR it is still at the beginning, it's not conditional on you having a copy of it.)


Ameylee said...

lol I see what you mean, but honestly my moment was last night! It was movie theme night and had no clue what Free Willy was and didnt even know about Caddyshack! I was shocked and had to giggle a little.

Ameylee said...

ok but what about last night, that made it worse! Its movie theme night and he had no idea what Free Will was or Caddyshack!